From 399c63273b9f1d0bb7253c98ad823bdc695d4f86 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Roland Hieber <rohieb@rohieb.name>
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 2015 16:12:41 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] implement xkcd #1553

---
 DD2C3FEA.privkey.asc | 3 +++
 index.mdwn           | 3 ++-
 2 files changed, 5 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)
 create mode 100644 DD2C3FEA.privkey.asc

diff --git a/DD2C3FEA.privkey.asc b/DD2C3FEA.privkey.asc
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4f8585e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/DD2C3FEA.privkey.asc
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+Yeah, you didn't _really_ think I would do this, did you?
+
+Sorry. Have a kitten gif instead: http://i.giphy.com/Puc4FZWExJc0E.gif
diff --git a/index.mdwn b/index.mdwn
index e6018ac..610c8e7 100644
--- a/index.mdwn
+++ b/index.mdwn
@@ -18,5 +18,6 @@ There is still not much Here, everything important should be There:
 
 * My [[wishlist]]
 * [[Blag]]
-* [My public PGP key](https://rohieb.name/DD2C3FEA.pubkey.asc)
+* [My public PGP key](DD2C3FEA.pubkey.asc)
+* [My private PGP key](DD2C3FEA.privkey.asc)
 * [[Contact me|contact]]
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